Spam Poetry... Spametry?

Manufactured from just the subject lines of the junkmail I’ve received over the last few days. The only addition I made was punctuation…

 

in dessicate be herculean,

argue be eardrum not!

also strop in haven -

or philanthrope the deplete.

rote not smucker or persecute,

not combatant it crania

clara, see bookbind, enough!

 

I just found this extremely amusing.